Monday, October 19, 2009

A Tree in South Philly


There are some great trees in South Philly, though none I can pinpoint a finger on. This is a great time of year to go tree watching, as all the leaves are changing colors, from bright green to red, orange, purple, and yellow.

I hope this fall brings everyone great joys and great tastes of apple cider. Much mazel and joy to Jess and Brian, for getting married yesterday and the beautiful Prallsville Mill in Stockton, NJ. The ceremony was beautiful and the reception lots of fun, and the food delicious. Props to the dessert innovation of make your own candy apples -- as we all know, apples are much appreciated on this blog as they come from trees!

So best of luck to Brian and Jess, may they have a fantastic honeymoon traveling through Morocco and Spain. And to the new couple, if you're reading this, please let us know about any cool trees out across the pond...I'd bet there are!

Peace and trees,

Philly Tree

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Hi

So enough of the bullshit...

Hope all my readers are enjoying themselves and their lives in Philadelphia. I just finished a conversation with my friend Eli from Hebrew U, and our catching up really got me thinking. I had some really good times up there. I try not to reminisce too much, but hindsight is always 20/20, no?

Anyway, I'm going through a perpetual state of "I need a job I need a job I need a job." I am really getting tired of feeling like I constantly need a job, so if anyone's hiring, please let me know! I write, I interview, I teach, I tutor, I twitter (well not really, but I'm on it), I drive. Whatever you need, let me know, I'll send you a resume, and we'll talk. But enough of the shameless plugging. Back to the blog!

Today I decided to go for a walk around the neighborhood to catch some fresh air and clear my head. To spice things up I took a different route than usual, walking to the playground I used to play in as a young child, then to the train station, then to the walking bridge on Mountain Ave, then crossed the driving bridge to Montgomery, then down Ashbourne to New 2nd, which I took the rest of the way home. The walk was very pleasant, as I am still very pleased to be able to walk again while wearing two shoes. At one point during the walk, three high schoolers on Mountain were walking their dog about 50 yards ahead of me. They stopped at an intersted, and strangely, instead of making a turn or continuing forward, they stopped, turned around and started walking back towards me. They passed me and gave me a "Wuddup" look, then kept going. That, oddly enough, made me grin.

Something else strange happened yesterday down in South Philly. While walking to Bitar's, a delightful Lebanese grocery store that makes a damn good falafel, I bump into my friend Brit, an old neighborhood friend. She was sitting at Geno's with an older woman, who turns out to be a contractor helping her open a coffee shop. After greetings and niceties, I tell them where I'm headed. The contractor nicely warns me that the Bitar's very well may be closed. Bitars does have unusual hours and often does close early, so I told her that if it is closed I'll grab a slice from Slice, a pizza spot across the street from Bitar's instead. Luckily, Bitar's is open, I order a falafel, some Baclava and a Langer's pineapple juice, and head back, eager to sink my teeth into the deliciously hot middle-eastern treats.

On my walk back from Bitars, I see Brit and the contractor still sitting at Geno's across the street. Seeing me, they inquire if Bitar's was open. I give an enthusiastic "Yes!" and hold up a fist in excitement, and continue on back to the house. As I cross through Gino's, I absentmindedly kick one of the tables screwed into the ground, then brush my bag against the steel cover of one of the cheese-orange pillars that holds up this establishment of racism and death. As I turn onto Latona St., a small side-street adjacent to the cheesesteak shop, a bald middle-aged man with a pot-belly and popping eyes emerges from a door and starts following me down the street. I don't think much of it, as this kind of thing happens all of the time in they city. I turn onto 8th and walk up onto the stoop of 1229 and call AJ, a newer member, to let me in. He doesn't pick up so I instead give my other friend-named-AJ a call, to talk about any job possibilities he may know of in the Philly area. Strangely, while all this is going down, the fat man had stopped at the corner of Latona and 8th and has been staring at me standing on the stoop calling the AJs the whole time. After I spot him, he hops into a white SUV parked outside our house and, after a couple minutes of idling, drives away. Not even 5 minutes later the white SUV drives back in front of the house, with the fat man still in it! This can only mean one of two things -- 1) The man was suspiciously following me. 2) The man driving the SUV was lost. It's probably 2, but 1 is still a very distinct possibility. In the words of Todd, "Whatever!"

Ok, I've had enough of this salty rambling. Fun times ahead -- tomorrow night will be the joint Heymish-Minyan Merkaz service and a meat dinner. Good times! and Good Shabbas!

-Ben

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Snap Crackle Pop!

Wow it's been a year since the launch of Philly Tree! Happy Birthday to Philly Tree!

So there's so much going on, but one thing I have realized about life in general is that the desire to explore and discover has certainly dwindled in my heart since I returned from Mississippi. Not that that is a particularly bad thing, perhaps its a good thing, for indeed having that desire suppressed would motivate me to focus more on making money so I can afford to live independently. Or, even more inspirational, perhaps it would give me the motivation to find a way to continue to explore and discover while making money!

Not that making money is a noble cause, for afterall, where does money come from? That's right -- dead trees. And endorsing any practice that contributes to the death of trees is majorly frowned about by Philly Tree and all its committed affiliates.

However, thanks to technology, not only do we get to enjoy blogs such as Philly Tree, but we also can conduct our business transactions without using paper money. Therefor, maybe there's a way to make some money without actually killing trees. That is a terrrific proposition, no?

So without further ado, I'd like to share with you a Kathakali Dancing Video, to sooth your soul.

Philly Tree

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Jackson

Hi Folks!

Today I moved into my new house in Jackson. It's great! There's a living room with a couch, a rocking chair, and a smaller pea-green chair with a nifty blue pillow. There's also a kitchen with a backdoor that leads to a wooden back deck area. And guess what's out back -- I'll give you 2 guesses -- no, not shrapnel. No, not cans of Campbell's soup ... THAT'S RIGHT! LOT'S AND LOTS OF TREES!



Here's a video by a great band from Canada, Rush, singing a song about Trees.



Well well well....

Tonight my greeters took my travel companion Diego Wrath and I to the Pizza Shack where I had a vegetable pizza with Green Olives. That's right folks, I lit you snot, GREEN OLIVES ON PIZZA! What country are we in! Must be the Deep deep South.

After Pizza Shack, Diego and I traveled with our greeters to a late night hub known as Hal and Mal's. For those who need to know, Hal is short for Halliday and Mal is short for Mallard. PSYCH! Mal is short for Malcolm. Like Malcolm X, who did plenty of work in the South!

But enough about Mal X, let's discuss this spot. We saw a young singer songwriter play ukulele and guitar and sing sweet songs on longing and heartbreak, then I also watched the Lakers basketball match on the HDTV.

What's truly astonishing is a young woman I met, who happens to be the real Billy Madison! That's right, she actually went back to school, did each grade week by week, and graduated from High School, all over again! She even looked like Billy Madison! Jokes, jokes.

Well, it's time to go to sleep. Before I do, I want to put in my bid for the next Mayor of Jackson - Harvey Johnson, Jr. Get Jackson Back on Track!

Peace,

Philly Tree

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Flow Sunrise

I need to take time to thank all who have shown Philly Tree their support. I wouldn't be here without you.

I've also received some more artistic praise for Philly Tree, as the following:


Although the sun has set the flow has rose

Listen

Listen

Tell

When will it glow with the light of the sun

Can the fish swim upstream and still have fun

Does it hit your heart like a beating drum

Does it smell so smooth like white winter plum

Listen

Listen

Listen

Philly Tree

Monday, May 4, 2009

Gray Skies

So for the past few days it's been really gray, cloudy and rainy out, and it looks like that will be the case for the next several days to follow.

What the dill?

Anyways, hope everyone has been enjoying their 2009 so far. I haven't had much time to blog, what with work and chores and everything, but I have found time to listen to some dope songs.

Check out this bass player on Youtube. Snap!



I'd buy that for a dollar!

Have a fantastic week. If you feel gray, be sure to eat some popcorn and watch a new movie. I'd recommend Wolverine. His claws are FIERCE!

Enjoy your nachos and sangria responsibly,

Peace,

Philly Tree